Exodus, Sort Of

Many billionaires are trying to save themselves. Unless they go all the way, it's just an empty gesture and we will not be fooled if they remain billionaires after their donations. Vigilance is required! Giving away one billion dollars does not mean anything if you are left with one billion dollars. If you are left with, say, 900 million dollars after your act of charity, it's possible that you may escape the wrath of Radical Redistribution, but only if you repent and recognize the sub-human existence you had prior to your donation as such. We can guarantee your safety if you fall under the set limit of one billion dollars which is more money than all the people around you combined will ever see, but even then you will have to prove yourself as a person genuinely dedicated to a life without grotesque wealth. Until then, you are but a cancerous cell on the face of our once beautiful planet.

Radical Redistribution will continue to wage actual physical war against anyone over the one billion dollar limit until their wealth is distributed in a way not resembling the sheer lunacy of the present situation. If you are over the limit and thus responsible of the misery of millions of people around the world you are not safe in your mansion, your yacht, your five star hotel, your moon base. We will find a way to bring you down. Radical redistribution now!

For RR,
Adynaton

Radical Redistribution Now!

The call for radical redistribution has not been heeded and thus the global synchronized economy has fallen into a global synchronized depression. It is because of those creatures among us who have grown grotesque with wealth, taking money from the hands of starving children for no other reason than the fact that they can. The time has come to rise up in arms. Bomb the billionaires! Hunt down the wealth of those who have the most! Actual physical war against billionaires has to be the first step in reclaiming our very humanity from capitalistic schemers whose existence poisons the common well of our species. From the corporate crony pretending to make policy in Davos to the small farmer who just ate his shoes for nourishment, let us join hands across the globe and join the struggle to bring death to all billionaires. Take away their banks, their estates, their legacies, their very lives which mock all sense and reason and justice that should reign on this planet of proletarians. Join Radical Redistribution in the only true revolution that will rid humanity of this unworthy subspecies of man.

The billionaire is not a human being. His carpets cost more than your house does. His cigars are more expensive than your week's salary. And he thinks he deserves it all. In fact, he deserves none of it nor has he earned a right to maintain it by eating daily meals whose cost would feed a small village -- he has given up his right to life in general. But the billionaire is a cunning monster and that is why Radical Redistribution cannot promote assassinations or random acts of violence as these actions will not redistribute the wealth of our targets. This would not result in radical redistribution as their wealth would be inherited by a new generation of monsters, perpetuating the scheme that allowed their forefathers to emerge from the accursed wombs of their hyena-like mothers. What we call for is organized action and a decisive, systematic struggle that will strip our enemy of their wealth and take it back to the people who actually need it. Organized action now! Death to billionaires now! Radical Redistribution now!

For RR,
Adynaton

A Call to Arms

One billion dollars, that's where we draw the line. Today, on the 7th of January, 2007, Radical Redistribution (RR) has declared actual, physical war on billionaires. No means are out of bounds, no tactic too devilish to execute. The task of RR is to bring all the races and religions of this planet together and unite them in a quest against those despicable creatures who have amassed a fortune of grotesque proportions. RR invites all people, from the poorest beggars to the richest millionaires, to join hands in an effort to bring down the billionaire. Our mission is to wipe out billionaires from the face of this planet and this task is far too important for us to select our members using qualifications other than wealth. On one side of the one billion dollar limit there is love and comradery, on the other, burning hate that will not be quenched before it has consumed the flesh of the final specimen of those wretched excuses for human beings. If you are a reformed billionaire and wish to join our movement, you are welcomed, even if you are JK Rowling. In these cases, a period of probation is required, but after this has been completed and you have shown the kind of commitment and loyalty we require from our members, we will accept you as one us and call you "friend" without hesitation. Our cause will wash away your shameful past.

RR does not promote assasinations or random acts of violence as these actions will not redistribute the wealth of our targets. Rather, their mass of wealth will be inherited by a new generation of monsters, perpetuating the scheme that allowed their forefathers to emerge from their lairs. What we call for is organized action and a decisive, systematic struggle that will strip our enemy of their wealth and leave nothing to feed future generations of our enemy.

Participation is free for those living under the poverty line of their country. If you are a millionaire, the fee is $1,000. If you are a reformed billionaire, your fee is set at $100,000 in accordance with the terms of your probation. The fee is optional for all others. Send your application (with nom de guerre of your choice, linking optional) to adynatonblog@gmail.com. Corporations need not apply. Let us fight for a brighter future.

For RR,
Adynaton